"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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