I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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