What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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