What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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