I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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