I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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