Nicole vs. Life
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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