worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
