need another drink. this is the easiest way
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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