do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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