I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Can you bring me the toilet please
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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