wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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