let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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