the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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