Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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