hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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