what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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