The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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