Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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