You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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