pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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