Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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