from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Randomize
