Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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