Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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