i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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