I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
