the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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