i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Drunk is a universal language darling
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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