I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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