I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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