But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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