so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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