no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
we should paint friendship bongs
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