3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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