He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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