D3 body, D1 cock
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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