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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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