i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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