i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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