This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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