You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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