Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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