i think my mom watched the whole time
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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