their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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