she takes plan B like it's going out of style
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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