It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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