We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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