You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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