i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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