just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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