i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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