So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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