I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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