The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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