I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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