we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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