Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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